I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Shame is for Republicans.
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