On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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