haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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