Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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