there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
