Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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