Porn is love you can see.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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