dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My penis needs a shock collar
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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