Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Even the bartender felt bad for me
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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