I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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