the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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