How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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