I'm eating all of the evidence.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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