Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Sacagawea was the original milf.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Someone came in the potted fern
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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