Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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