I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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