I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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