just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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