awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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