My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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