im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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