that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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