you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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