I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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