i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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