For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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