So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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