i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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