I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
