I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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