dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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