You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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