Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
