her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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