Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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