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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you guys doing anything tonight?

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  Krysta

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• (760): View more from California

  the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows

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  i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez

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• (713): View more from Texas

  i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.

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