oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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