My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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