can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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