Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
