He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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