Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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