he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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