Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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