she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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