His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
