I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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