I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The Olympian is in my bed
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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