The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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