Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
